Narrator: For years I practiced, I knew I had this, I finally E-Cotten finger picked gassed it. I finally played my chicken legged guitar...

Narrator: Must've been some sort of crazy insurance tort, He is but a crooked cart who's warped! A v8 box with wheels must've sealed the...

Prelude to "Pike's Ancestors Must've Been Ferocious"

Nature: I rained all day, these humans are funny with their ways. Patron-Customer: (passes cart to Cartman X across the front lane of...

Casimir Pulaski There once was a man from eastern Europe, who wasn't just a tourist He came over to America's lands and forests. And...

In the month of Enero, with the force of a English bridge with the speed of a sparrow Raskino touched down to Benny Fiero's. (The weirdo...

Trucking was his art. Chris Truth touched down to big-box-mart. discomfort was his sentence "Triumphant" was his store entrance And With...