On the Mon River's Dock

On the Mon River's dock,

At 1 o'clock

Dave was listening to Bad Brain's punk rock

He devoured his whole hoagie

Finished his apple-filled-pierogies

Then he proceeded to howl like a coyote

along with his fishing gear

It was clear

That he was one with the pier

Doughboys PGH just buy it

Pierogies Plus PGH just buy it

Fish On Bait And Tackle Shop PGH

just buy it

- David

Hillebrand Steve, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service - Public Domain